What did you say?!
You just try saying that again!
Hmph! I'll say it as many times as you like!
You think these two are in love?
You're an idiot!
Turning every little thing into BL fodder is disgusting!
You're one to talk!
Moganai: I Don't Have Many Male Friends
Spouting embarrassing things like "So moe!" and "My waifu!" all the time!
Are you stupid?
Moe is culture!
What do you know? You're just a dwarf with rocks for brains!
Hey, you!
I won't stand for that last line!
You elves are so light... Are you sure your heads aren't empty?
What'd you just say? You squat little pipsqueak!
Now, now, everyone. Cut it out and get back to your seats.
Yes.
The gunshot doesn't even faze them anymore...
6. Soccer... Soccer?
The disharmony between the elves and dwarves
isn't something that developed overnight, though.
Well, I'm sure it isn't,
but looking to the future, we can't just keep saying that.
The future?
At present, our school has accepted 25 students,
but we have about 500 applicants for admission, which is a twenty-fold increase.
Oh?
If our number of enrolled students
grows to several times, or several dozen times, the current number,
the number of fights will grow by the same amount.
If that were indeed the case,
then it would be too much for you two to handle by yourselves.
When that happens, I was thinking of having Myucel help us out as a lecturer.
Huh? Huh?!
Myucel helping you?
Huh? No good?
No...
It's not a bad idea,
but then, Myucel will be with you all day and all night, won't she?
Huh?
N-Never mind!
I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not cut out to be a lecturer...
Don't worry.
You've learned how to read and write Japanese more than anyone else so far.
Yes...
But that means you'll need another maid to relieve the burden on Myucel.
Oh, you're right.
That actually might be a big help.
Shinichi.
Are you telling me you want another big-breasted maid?
What do you mean "another"?!
She rejected the idea...
Oh! Are those presents from that "Japan" place?!
Yeah. If you don't mind, could you help us open up these boxes?
Can I really?!
Rice, seaweed, and...
A ball?
Ah! That's mine!
Minori-san, you play soccer?
No, no. That's a limited edition item from Prince of Soccer FINAL!
Oh, the kids' show that totally missed its target audience,
but scored with an entirely different set of fans...
They made a replica of the "Golden Ball"
that the protagonist, Masato, wins at the very end!
And a rare card to go with it, too!
What?
Miss Elbia!
H-Hey! Give that back!
Hey, Elbia! Hey, hold it!
Elbia!
Uh-oh...
Give it back.
Give me back the Golden Ball that Masato and Itsuki won together!
Hey! Minori-san, if you fire that at her,
you'll shoot your limited edition item, as well!
If... If it comes to letting someone else have it, then...
I'll destroy it myself!
Stop!
You there! Hurry up and give that back!
Before that pissed off SDF Officer over there does something terrible!
Myucel! Stop Elbia with your magic!
Okay!
Ah! My Golden Ball!
I'm so sorry...
Do you like balls that much?
"Like" isn't the right word. It's just, the bodies of werewolves
respond to the waxing and waning of the moon...
Yeah.
So, um... whenever we see a full moon, we just...
Here.
If you want it that badly...
Are you sure?
But isn't it a limited edition?
The sorrow over what's already sullied...
Miss Elbia looks like she's having fun.
Yeah.
It looks like she had a lot of energy to burn.
Hopefully, this provides some relief...
Oh, that's it!
We should just let them get it all out of their system!
A friendly competition?
Yeah, a soccer match to strengthen the bond between the elves and the dwarves.
Divide them into two armies, and have them assail each other's territory...
A mock battle, huh? How interesting.
The SDF will assist in setting up the playing field, as well.
And there you have it.
Hm. Very well.
I hereby permit your friendly competition between the elves and the dwarves!
I shall also attend this match as a spectator.
Huh?
I can't wait.
Oh, yes.
I wouldn't mind awarding decorations to the victorious team, either.
Your Imperial Majesty, decorations are not to be handed out so frivolously.
Hm...
In that case, I'll ask the Japanese government to sponsor the event.
Sponsor?
A person or group that provides the funds necessary for festivals and other events.
Hm, I don't quite get it...
You mean, like a patron?
You understand "patron"?
I don't think this is going to end the strife between the two races, though.
Now, Minori-san, how can you say that?
Come on, you know how it goes.
After pushing themselves to the limit, they'll say things like:
"You're not so bad!" and "You neither!" and friendship will blossom between them!
Isn't that what sports are all about?
Shinichi-kun, you don't play many sports, do you?
Well...
I see.
Shinichi-kun, you seem to have some strange delusions about sports.
Are you... against this idea?
No, I'm all for it.
As soon as I heard it, I knew I wanted to help.
Yeah, I think that's good enough for today.
Master.
During the match, I... food... packed in boxes... bring to you... I will.
Food? Packed in boxes?
Oh, you mean a lunchbox.
Lunchbox... lunchbox... lunchbox...
Master's lunchbox... I... will make.
Thank you, Myucel.
I hope the elves and the dwarves can get along better with each other.
Yeah. The same goes for humans, though.
If they stop thinking that anyone is above or below someone else,
then they should start treating half-elves better, too.
Master!
You mean...
Well, you know...
Master.
And so, one week from now,
we will hold a friendly competition between the elves and the dwarves.
The Japanese government will reward everyone on the winning team
with a game console and game of their choice.
Now then, class, make sure you brush up on soccer before the match!
Yes, sir!
If you've got the goal in your sights, then shoot! Yuudai!
Wyvern Tornado!
If you've got the goal in your sights, then shoot!
The view from here is great!
Ah, this is so great! Just like I imagined!
Minori-san...
This is a level of beauty you don't even see at Comiket!
And now...
Let the match between the elf team and the dwarf team begin!
Outbreak Company
Elf Fujoshi
Favorite Anime: Uta no Princess-sama ~ Messa Love 2000% ~ Favorite Character: Ichinose Tokio
Outbreak Company
Dwara
Favorite Anime: Ro Kyu Club! Favorite Character: Hakamada Hinako
If you've got the goal in your sights, then shoot...
Romilda.
If you can see the goal, then shoot!
All right!
That was too fast! That one doesn't count!
Well, they didn't break any rules...
Though her shot certainly broke the mold...
Bele!
Bele doesn't see it coming!
Th-That's...
misdirection?!
Nice pass!
If you've got the goal in your sights, then shoot...
Slight gap
I see it!
Stop her!
Whoa!
You did it, Romilda!
Yeah, let's keep this pace up!
Bring it!
Roic!
Roic...
That's the end of the first half!
So, twigs,
how does it feel to crawl on the ground and eat mud?
Since it's come to this...
Shinichi-kun!
Yes?
Can we allow magic in the second half?!
You know we can't.
That'd do more than just break the rules.
I don't really mind if they do.
Huh?
That's right, Coach.
It won't be any fun if we don't give them that little handicap.
Soccer's a really interesting game.
It looks like it could be applicable to real warfare, as well.
Very useful.
Though, the score's a lot more one-sided than I thought it would be.
I never knew dwarven physical prowess was this impressive.
Oh, this is delightful...
This food called "onigiri."
Your Imperial Majesty... your cheek...
No!
When a beautiful girl has rice on her cheek, proper etiquette calls
for you to take it off and eat it!
That's a fundamental rule!
"Beautiful girl..."
A-Are you referring to me?
Yes!
Your Imperial Majesty, you should be more aware
of what a beautiful girl you are!
Well, if you put it like that...
Shinichi!
Yes?
You should take it.
Huh?
It's the proper etiquette in your country, right?
Oh, um, yes, but...
Then, take it.
Can't you hurry it up?!
I don't understand what's going on, but this is getting embarrassing!
R-Right.
I ate it!
Right now, I just ate of the forbidden fruit!
Shinichi.
Huh?
There's some on your cheek, too.
Still, this... How should I describe it?
It makes me feel self-conscious.
There's still some on your cheek.
Huh?
I see...
This is quite the profound custom.
I-It is...
Let the second half begin!
This time, use of magic is permitted!
Go get 'em!
Yes!
If you've got the goal in your sights, then shoot!
Oh no!
Whoa! What was that just now?!
Roar, my magic ball!
Destructive Dragon Spiral!
Redsabnogaldo Ralips!
G-Goal!
That was amazing! The ball went "wham"!
That looks so fun!
Y-Yes.
Just watching it gets me itching to join in!
We did it, Fambasten!
Yeah, Roic!
Yes! When you score a goal, you whip your shirts off and hug each other!
Yes! I love it!
Next time, we'll stop it for sure!
What's happening to this match?
Hold on! Hold on!
Everybody calm down!
Take them down!
We won't lose!
No, no, no! This is all-out war now!
We'll have casualties at this rate!
Come on, everyone!
This is the reality.
Huh?
Sports aren't always a wholesome activity.
They can also be used as a tool to stir up nationalism.
Matoba-san... You knew this would happen...
I'm sorry, Shinichi-kun.
I got carried away, too...
No.
W-We... will...
...be the ones... who win!
Elbia!
Give us back...
...the ball!
Shinichi-kun, I think that's enough, don't you?
Yes.
Substitution!
Huh?
Me!
What?!
Shinichi, please stop Her Imperial Majesty!
Y-Yes!
Here I go!
I'm supposed to kick this ball into the goal, right?!
Petralka! Behind you! Behind you!
Myucel, do it!
Yes!
Whoa!
Hey, this is nice!
Myucel...
And now, I shoot!
Myucel, it went in! It went in!
Splendid, Your Imperial Majesty!
Raise your hand, Myucel.
Huh?
When we score, we do this!
Her Imperial Majesty and a half-elf!
Things are going to turn sour now.
If people find out that the head of their hierarchical society
is friendly with a half-elf, an object of discrimination...
What's wrong with it?
If you set those difficult matters aside,
I think it's a very beautiful sight.
I'm sure others do, too.
Shinichi-kun.
How about you, Matoba-san?
So, well, thanks to Petralka's intervention,
the result of the match was left unsettled, but...
What did you say?!
You just try saying that again!
I'll say it as many times as you like!
In this game, the bow is the most elegant attack weapon!
But if you're taking out monsters, a hammer's the fastest way to do it!
Since the match ended in a draw, they ended up sharing the prize.
It's a half-step forward... I guess?
Hey, Roic! You're playing that eroge OreNozo again!
Give it a break, you dung beetle!
Next Episode: Maid In Japan
What are you saying?!
I'm not playing it for the porn! I'm playing it for the great story!
The Mizuki ending is especially wonderful!
The final exchange between her, Akine, and Haruna
is so tear-jerking, I can't even talk about it!
At any rate, it's an exceptional story!
Then, why are all your saves right before the H-scenes?
Gulp. That's because...
Don't lose now, Roic!
Huh?